Awesomest of the Awesome

Truest title that there ever was.


Asking Questions. Getting Answers.  
Reblogged from gatorbiscuits

gatorbiscuits:

*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

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Reblogged from beaky-peartree

beaky-peartree:

being genderfluid and pansexual means that no matter who i date, it is both a gay and a straight relationship. schrodinger’s gay.

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larstheyeti:

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Remember, it’s contagious, so talk like a pirate into your sleeve.

larstheyeti:

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Remember, it’s contagious, so talk like a pirate into your sleeve.

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trekkie8472:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

My ancestor did NOT fuck around, clearly.

trekkie8472:

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

My ancestor did NOT fuck around, clearly.

Reblogged from snarkydiscolizard

trekkie8472:

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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I miss Bob Ross.

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blue-eyed-hanji:

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h0llo:

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yes ladies

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NOT THAT TALL

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owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

recording songs off the radio was disastrous

I can relate to all except limewire (maybe I was too old for that :-)

Omg

YES. urgh or with limewire download the song AND SOMEONE IS FREAKING TALKING EVERY NOW AND THEN DURING THE MUSIC. SHUT UP OKAY I WANT MY ILLEGAL DOWNLOAD TO BE PERFECT

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thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

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Reblogged from kittiezandtittiez
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perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

Now I hear it in my head.

trekkie8472:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Now I hear it in my head.

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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